Famous Last Words
15> "C'mon ya wimps,
one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?" -- Captain
Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez
14> "Responding to the liberal media's biased coverage, these fine young
members of the Republican House Caucus are standing behind me to show their full
support for my continued Speakership."
13> "Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth
Vader
12> "A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." -- Lawrence Welk
11> "Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie
10> "And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows
95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
9> "I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer
8> "Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -- Elvis Presley
7> "How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" --
insect
6> "No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why
it's called 'herbal.'"
5> "Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!"
-- Mr. Borden
4> "How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question',
people?!?" -- Alex Trebek
3> "Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?"
2> "Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife
and an innocent waiter!"
and the Number 1 Famous Last Words...
1> "Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!"